I don’t know what our universities are coming to. No cell phones in Statistics, and no trays in the cafeteria.

I especially like the way the greenies advocating the no-trays policy dismiss the inconvenience, and indeed claim it’s a good thing:

Advocates of the trayless cafeterias say if students can’t pile on the food as Bluto did, they might consume fewer calories and keep off those unhealthy pounds often gained in college.

Ben said it best: Good luck with that.