The source on www.hasthelhcdestroyedthee …

The source on http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com is pretty good, too.

It includes gems such as:

the first person to ask for an RSS feed gets a free black hole in their junk
you are too late, people have already asked. ok fine i made one. rss.xml.

and

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