I was musing on the discussion of the Sm…

I was musing on the discussion of the Smarties communication protocol at lunch today, and decided to check the Wikipedia article in case of prior art, and was horrified to find:

In 2009 youth began to “smoke smarties”. “Smoking smarties” consists of grinding up smarties while still in the wrapper, opening both ends of the pack and then inhaling the dust, much like smoking a cigar. The dust is then tasted in the mouth and released. Or the candy dust can be blown out of the nostrils. Some doctors are concerned that “smoking smarties” could have negative health effects that include infection and allowing maggots to grow in the nasal passages by eating the sugar.

I think this may be the start of a bold new trend in anti-substance abuse education. If you do this maggots will grow in your nose.