Uh oh. Archaeologists have been examinin…

Uh oh. Archaeologists have been examining Adolf Hitler’s remains, and after performing DNA tests on his skull, they have announced that it’s not him. In fact, the skull belonged to “a woman between the ages of 20 and 40”.

So we don’t actually have any evidence that Hitler died in 1945. By now he could be anywhere! Of course, he’s also 120 years old, so he’s probably not very dangerous at this point. Unless he’s a zombie.