Apparently the recession has hit the Emp…

Apparently the recession has hit the Empire pretty hard:

Impotent Rebel Alliance security forces tell Newsday that [Dark Lord of the Sith, Apprentice to Emperor Palpatine Darth] Vader marched into a Chase bank in Setauket around 11:30 a.m. today. Brandishing a completely unnecessary handgun—as he had the power to choke the oxygen out every teller’s throat—the fallen Jedi demanded cash.

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